Tom Brady still has three games until his harsh Deflategate suspension is Secret Sex Society (2018)over and he's allowed to return to the field.
Until then, fans will have to make due with this creepy, insanely accurate Brady mask.
SEE ALSO: Everyone Tom Brady looks like with his new haircutThe mask is part of a social project by Bleacher Report, and it was worn to Sunday's Patriots game against the Arizona Cardinals.
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The real hair, the fake sweat and the just-slightly-too-large size make the mask very disturbing to look at.
Look who made it to the game... #fakebrady pic.twitter.com/DeLJ7zPPkN
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 11, 2016
They say that if you look into its dead eyes for too long, Rob Gronkowski will appear behind you and make you go to a club with him.
Unfortunately for us and Roger Goodell, the creepy mask made an appearance on the Todayshow on Wednesday morning.
Tom Brady is here this morning... sort of. #WhatsTrendingTODAY https://t.co/FtE2eh8ohO
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) September 14, 2016
Please, real Tom Brady, please destroy this mask and restore order to our world.